In High Octane's Muscle Hustle, Flavio Valentino snared my dream job before I even dreamed it up! His work as head of a leather and fetish-oriented call guy service is mainly to audition the talent. The house specialty is buffed leather dudes like the models who inspired Tom of Finland. Steel-studded harnesses frame steel-hard Pecs and rippled abs. Muscular ass cheeks are barely contained by tight-fitting leather shorts and seatless chaps. To top off the fringe benefits, these chiseled men are perpetually horny.